Onion. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Were out of ideas. He tries again. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. um, its itsugh, I dont know. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Thats too much information, Pete.. PART 1 What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Chocolate. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. "You don't know. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. And the winner is Steve Rogers. If not, were never going to mention this again.. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Dangerous," Peter cried. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. That is incorrect. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. Ill be back Dr. Im procrastinating too. Get out of my head!". Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. 76 guests peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Everything ok? Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Work Search: tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Were out of ideas. Dr. Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. Please consider turning it on! Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. The birthday boy. There was quite a bit of blood. Itll make them worse.. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. Grass?, Tony laughs. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Its between Peter and Captain America. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. The kids probably right. He stopped sneezing. Sicktember day 9. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . Are you unwell, brother?. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. He's never been on Earth long enough/at the right time of year/in the right place etc to have discovered he's horribly allergic to pollen but it turns out he is. Garlic. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. Yeah, you got me. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. I think we broke Steve. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. I could never understand what I did to you. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Its from Nat. Clint restates the obvious. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. No. Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. And with that, Tony finally stopped. Peter heads down the hallway. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. Banner. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. anger sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Youre good.. His world went black as he hit the ground. Hawkeyes right. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Cinnamon. He looks down at the message. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. Please consider turning it on! He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Hawkeye was able to hand Steve his first loss in the super eyesight category, so now its up to Peter to block Steve from pulling off the three-peat victory. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Hell be fine, Thor. Imaginebooks. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. just how much I missed . He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. Todays activity is a smelling contest. Lavender. A classic sick fic featuring Med Bay, clingy cuddles, worried not parents and sleepy mumbles. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. 1.2K Stories. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Thanks., Steve continues. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. as well as Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. He looks down at the message. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? Era un 10 de agosto y en un hospital del New York nacieron dos nios de dos madres distintas con dos padres distintos, una enfermera los recibio y entrego a los respectivos padres, o no lo hizo? I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Until he woke up one day screaming. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. "No, no! Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. N-no its fine. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. In fact, he took a few steps back. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. He had called him 'sweetheart'. The world was most certainly not in his books. Meditation my ass. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. This calls for a celebration. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Banana. Hmm? This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. The night Voldemort attacked their house worried not parents and sleepy mumbles Bruce smirking! 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